Friday, June 15, 2007

How to identify an Italian

An ex-client of mine was in Naples earlier on and was amused by the Italians. I thought I just had to share some of his views here, just cos it is hilarious and yet so true. Coupled with my own observations too.

How to tell Italians apart:
- wear sunglasses at night
- don motorcycle clothes but drive an Uno
- have no qualms about revealing their butt cracks/thongs/g-strings underneath their looooooow slung jeans (I am talking about the ladies here, someone bring in the fashion police, we are talking about Italians here!)
- drive like daredevils in their, get this, Unos
- wave their hands around like swatting flies while speaking
- like the Americ****, you hear them before you see them, just a lot better

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