Do not watch Pirates of the Caribbean 3. I repeat, DO NOT watch Fucking Pirates of the Caribbean 3. Well, unless you do enjoy spending your money on a piece of blockbuster trash with all-too-expensive mega sets, pretty faces who can't act for nuts, a lame plot and confusing characters (don't they have better things to do than to go round picking fights?).
I headed out for my first movie in Siena, in a hauntingly dilapidated cinema, in Italian. No popcorn, no colas, no dolby surround sound. Interestingly enough, there was even an intermission of 5 minutes, when the screen goes blank all of a sudden, in the middle of a fight scene. Not discounting technical faults, senza sound.
And I hate, hate, hate Keira Knightly, that emaciated bitch. All that hype about her. I just don't get it. She and Orlando Bloom are the perfect match made in hell, you just feel like shooting them.
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1. Pirates never had a proper plot - to this day I still don't know (or care to know on hindsight) what happened in the first two.
2. Keira Knightly = Hollywood star... what?
Plus she has ZERO boobs.
Oh yeah - that too.
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